Who invented Health Goth?
Who was first?
Created October 4th, 2013
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Deathface's healthgoth.com site
Created April 15th, 2014
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Who has more followers?
11,474 followers as of this post
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Deathface's "official" FB group
1,787 followers as of this post
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Which is just a self-interested huckster?
When we were getting into this world we were taken in by a lot net artists who were doing their thing. People like Ramona Vektroid, Gergo Kovacs, and Jono Mi Lo, who was there at the start of seapunk. We’re connected by accelerationism as a movement in general, and all of this stuff draws things out from the constant bombardment of advertising.
The whole thing about working out came from this Jonny Deathface guy. He wrote the "Ten Commandments of Health Goth" and bought the domain name and started selling all these really tacky shirts. We accept we don’t have ownership of Health Goth, but we don’t want people thinking we’re just selling shitty shirts.
We’ve steered clear of associating a particular sound with Health Goth, because when you tie audio and visual stuff together it becomes more limited and homogenized.
Deathface's healthgoth.com site
Learn to deadlift properly. There is no lift more goth than the deadlift. I propose changing the name of this to “Bela Lugosi's Deadlift" or "deathlift" (hat coming soon, you heard it here first)
HEALTHGOTHS WAIT TO GET HOME TO PUT ON THEIR LEATHER HARNESS TO SEE HOW GOOD THEIR LATS LOOK IN IT AFTER A SERIOUS SESSION
Which is a bigger asshole?
Answer: Deathface (and his healthgoth.com site), easily:
Conclusions
Jonny Deathface is a dick that nobody likes pretending he invented Health Goth, when he clearly didn't, so that he can sell shitty t-shirts he made with MS Paint that everyone thinks are ugly. He's a keyboard-chewing troglodyte that doesn't know shit about design, aesthetics or goth, and he thinks Health Goth should be exclusively about lifting weights in a gym in some doomed suburb of Chicago and hating gay people.
The only reason anybody is even aware of his existence is because a shitty journalist didn't do their homework before writing about Health Goth. Don't make the same mistake, go to the real Health Goth Page.
If you like this site, donate to help LGBT youth instead of buying a shitty Deathface "fake health goth" shirt that makes you look like a tool.